Cool As Ice

Ridiculous movie, but when you watch it with friends (open minded, of course) you can have a blast.

The description does not specify that it has commentary through the entire movie. This completely ruins the movie and should be notated as to not mislead viewers about what they are purchasing. I have seen the original movie before and rather enjoy the 90s cheesiness and wouldve rated it much higher without the commentary.

Drop that zero and get with the hero. There are moments where it’s unclear whether or not this is a well produced blockbuster film, or a documentary of a family haunted by dark characters from the past and a young girl coming of age. Rob Van Winkle gives us his quintessential method acting performance reminiscent of Marlon Brando in this gripping story of a grown man in a motorcycle gang seducing a school-aged child. If you’re looking for a movie that combines early 90’s hip hop, suspense, and a gripping storyline then look no further than Cool As Ice.

Vanilla ice should have gotten Oscar for best actor in this movie.

No matter how corny it is I like this movie. Love the time period, the music, and the cool bikes.

Movie was shipped fast and arrived undamaged. That’s a win in my book. Yep yep.

Loved Vanilla Ice when I was a child and just wanted to have this movie.

This film shows the advent of the single blow door knock. Throughout human history we have wasted time, knuckles and paint by hitting the door over and over until you are greeted by an occupant. Well now we have been shown the light. Simply striking a door only one time with the bottom of your first you see that you receive just as prompt greeting as with the multiple knocking style minus the stress to structure and skeletal system.

(Well, one of them. The director of photography. Didnt mean to mislead anyone...) One criticism of this movie must be put out before anything. Not enough Naomi Campbell. So, the films over after 5 minutes or so for me. The other problems with this film could take weeks to list and I only have so much time in the day. Ill make it brief and save as many souls as I can. To paraphrase one of the above films (with admittedly far less dire circumstances): I wish I could save more. Shall we talk about his acting ability? Ices goofy friends doing lame prop comedy? Michael Gross (of Family Ties fame) slumming it? A rather lovely, if Wonder Bread plain, love interest? Bad guys that are about as funny as Laurel and Hardy right now (in other words, dead)? Or, old people trying to be hip in a non-hip film? Dodie Goodman, just letting us know she exists by appearing anywhere? Oh, and the musical montages. Endless, gut churning musical montages. Endless, almost to the point of wanting to hang yourself with a waffle iron cord montages. Any and all are acceptable. OK, now, to be fair, what I like about this film...........ummmmm........the cool motorcycles (well, kinda. The green zooba one is ugly)........I mentioned Naomi Campbell, right? Oh yeah, Super Mario 3 is in this film (well, the audio. And theres a LOT of it). And, Ice gets hit several times in the face toward the end. And.........its in color. Yeah. Thats a good thing, right? So take my advice, avoid this Universal (should be in an air tight concrete) Vault (and sunk in the deepest trench in the ocean) Series film. There just aint nothin cool about it. Word to your mother, yep yep.

if it wasnt for vanilla ice there would be no eminem this is a great movie to bad it did not do so well at the box office everybody should own this classic vanilla ice came into our hearts and sweep us over there are so many things to say about this movie i gave vanilla ice 5 thumbs up good acting not bad for his first flick like the part when they got into a fight like the ending when he jumps the car with the motorcycle its just a classic