Cool As Ice

This flick was worse than BODYROCK.Lorenzo Lamas breakdance flick

What to say that hasnt been said...its an awesomely bad movie that I would love to see Rifftrax tackle (and then beat into submission). Living through the time when this buffoon was so popular as to be allowed to release a major motion picture I never understood the appeal of Vanilla Ice...I like him more now than I did only because I am no longer forced to hear him assualt the airwaves...his music was everywhere back then whether you sought it out or not. Anyway, there were several times in the watching of this movie (in between the laughing fits until I choked) that I thought maybe I had been shown an alternate dimension where all white people were nerdy, squares except Vanilla Ice (the scene in the Sugar Shack club is as mind boggling as it is hilarious)...but then I remembered...oh wait this is just a horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE movie made by people that were clearly delusional. Its a world where apparently its perfectly acceptable to hold up traffic while you and your posse try to repair a motorcycle...a world where breaking into retarded dance sequences is something that you do to pass the time and to show that you are a cool edgy rebel in a town full of squares...a world where endangering someones life then stealing something of theirs and finally breaking into their house is just a mere prelude to romance...a world where a haircut and a jacket instantly gains you the fervent devotion of a child. This is nillas world. And he is cool. This point is not up for debate. The quicker you accept it, the quicker you can learn to be cool like him. If you find yourself using things like logic, reason, your judgment or God forbid perspective that will lead you down the rabbit hole of realizing that he is an enormous tool whose fate was sealed with his first single. A docile puppet who would go along with a movie this ridiculous.

Exactly what I wanted & fast shipping!!!

Got the movie for my husband. Watched it with him for the first and really enjoyed it.

Good movie if your into the 90’s movies I remember when this movie first came out I haven’t been able to find it anywhere but did find it on Amazon which was great watching this movie takes me back to the good times of the 90’s

Vanilla the actor

I bought this and his to the extreme album to serve as heckle entertainment. This is not a movie to be taken seriously.

this is not 5 stars for Amazon.. after renting this, it wouldnt let me watch it.. so i ended up renting it on i tunes instead and getting charged for both.. but its TOTALLY WORTH IT! Cool as Ice is an amazing biopic that dives into the depth that is Vanilla Ice. His range, his vocals, his action scenes, his amazing pants... i would certainly herald him as the next Hugh Jackman or Gerard Butler. Its rare you come across a jem like this that did not receive the critical acclaim it is deserved. I want to own this. No, I want to own 2 copies, so one of them i can keep in an exquisite leather box to be willed to my children so it is never forgotten. In all truth, this is EPICally bad. its beyond words, and ironically, my daily repertoire is now a slurry of Cool as Ice quotes that i wish more people could join me in or at least get it. WATCH THIS. its pure gold.

As the Vanelnel once said, the g-roll of the b-roll is the c-roll. As the Gs once told me, this movie makes the godfather look like battlefield: earth. All my chillas in the yullyard love this grape of the loom cinema master of works. Kat is the g-male thug maker. Ice is the t-rye dinodog. Ninjas are all the streets in the car wash pretty.

Yo this movie is one of the best ever! The acting aint the best, but take the movie for what its worth. Ice is the man and always will be no matter who tries to put him down. Between the bikes, cool lines and trying to win the girl, this movie has it all. And for all of you who dont like Ice, then you dont know ice, you dont him at all. So find this movie and watch it. Im outta here, like yesterday.