Body at Brighton Rock, 1 Blu-ray

Thankfully, I did not spend my money on this terrible TERRIBLE movie. I did not order this from Amazon, but Ive seen it, unfortunately. It should have negative stars, zero is too high. I am a certified scaredy cat and usually will have to cover my eyes and ears during scary movies. The only reason I wanted to close my eyes during this movie is because it was so boring. Painfully. BORING. The most interesting part of the movie and only real violence lasts for about 5 minutes at the very end. The big twist didnt even make sense--it seemed like the creative vision was really unsure of which direction to take this story, so they just put a little of everything (yet also nothing at all)... She spends 90% of the movie just sitting down or pacing around the same spot in the woods, not interacting with anyone or anything. They are seemingly doing some heavy-handed foreshadowing at the VERY beginning, which made it seem like wayyyy more (or, ya know, anything at all) was going to happen, but it doesnt. I wanna say this movie was so bad that its ridiculous, but even ridiculous things can be entertaining. I dont usually write reviews, especially go out of my way to do so, but this movie is just such a waste of time and fills me with an annoyance I cant quite describe. Save yourselves

This was one of the saddest excuses of a movie that I have ever wasted time watching. The character, Wendy was completely unbelievable. Acting as a park employee, she did EVERYTHING a park employee should not do. Dont waste your money. Seriously.

It is absolutely horrible. We rolled our eyes so often that we both got headaches. It looks like a few high school kids filmed it and the main girl in the movie comically makes every single wrong move you can think of. Its seriously like the writers had a round-table discussion to think of the dumbest thing that can happen in every scenario and then went with it. Thankfully it was free to watch on Prime - yet I still feel cheated somehow.

Terrible movie acting was terrible

Kept my attention, good storyline. Very B budget though. But like most thrillers and horror movies, it was based on one bad decision after another. If people in movies made sound decisions, movies would only last three minutes.

He was eating the ham, and then there was the bone in the center. Where did the bone go? It was large enough to be used as a weapon. Which I dont understand why was not done so. She could have survived if only he had saved the hambone. But instead, it conveniently disappeared and now were left with a major plot hole. Other than that, I felt like this movie was okay.

I feel I am irreparably stupider for sitting through this travesty... it made the baby Jesus cry.

Terrible all the way around!

It was a lot better than I thought it was going to be in the beginning. Glad I watched it.

Wendy (Karina Fontes) works for Brighton Rock Park. She is a low-level employee and not a very good one. When it comes to the outdoors, she couldnt find her own butt with two hands and a map and she lost the map when she got lost. She must now face lions, and killers and bears. Oh My!. What she shows is that any idiot can survive in the woods with a flashlight, a one blade pocket knife, matches, the proper footwear, and a good coat. The conflict was bad and I will let it go at that, not wanting to give away the ending I didnt completely grasp. Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.